Simple controls that turn into chaotic party laughter with friends
STAB STAB STAB is a physics-based couch-multiplayer arena stabbing game for up to 8 players. Stab your friends until they pop in versus mode, or team up to defend yourselves against an unending horde of cronenbirds!



A guaranteed icebreaker where mistakes are the best part of the night.
STAB STAB STAB is a physics-based couch-multiplayer arena stabbing game for up to 8 players. Stab your friends until they pop in versus mode, or team up to defend yourselves against an unending horde of cronenbirds!
Selected for the Logpier co-op catalog with a 87% positive rating across 107 Steam reviews (Verified Co-op Pick). Built for 1–8 Players via Online & Local Co-op (All Players Must Own).
Structured around ~30–60 min (Quick Rounds) sessions with instant drop-in between short rounds, making it an easy shortlist contender for game night.
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A guaranteed icebreaker where mistakes are the best part of the night.